December 2011
me: hey, don't look now, but they guy i like is standing right ther--
friend: OH. MY. GOD. IS HE ISN'T HE? *points at him* HE IS GORGEOUS I BET YOUR BABIES ARE GONNA BE ADORABLE AND UGH YOU LOOK PERFECT TOGETHER HE IS REALLY TALL ISN'T HE BUT OH WELL TALL MEN ARE EVEN BETTER DOES HE LIKE CAKE BECAUSE YOU SURE DO YOU ARE SO LUCKY? HE IS LOOKING AT HERE! KEEP CALM KEEP COOL OH I THINK HE IS LEAVING LET'S SAY GOODBYE WE MUST SAY GOODBYE why is he walking faster .
me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
32c:
My only New Year’s resolution is to look sexy in a bikini.